i thing Jeff is always something up. i bet between his wife hitting him with a skillet and his father pecking and hitting him with a fishing pole, his head has more knots on than a Ceder Post.
we should call him Ole' Knothead or do you think "Fart Blossom" will suit him the best

Oh no, I am in trouble for sure......... Mentioned Pickled eggs to a neighbor the other day and guess who just showed up at my door with of all things..... yep, I'm sure ya'll guessed it. A jar of pickled eggs........... Gosh what a nice old gentleman he is. Also wants me to let him know after I taste them if I want some more to just let him know......... Oh Lord why did I ever mention those to him......????? Gosh theres all kinds of stuff floating around in that jar with them eggs and its red lookin stuff and green lookin stuff. What in the world am I gonna do....

Either one would work.

WOW!!!!!!!! WHAT A NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet they are ROFLTBO at ole' softy. we can all keep an eye out for the MUSHROOM CLOUD over softys house tomorrow
you do kow that you are suposed to pass that wonderful gift along to another friend or enemy

Softy thats a tough one there. Do you be nice and lie, then say you thought they where good. Then take a chance of him bringing you more. Or, do just tell him you didn't care much for them and risk hurt'n his feelings. Man thats a tough one there.

Shoulda kept my big mouth shut bout them darn eggs and would not be in this kinda trouble........ Now see the mess ya'll got me in..... I shoulda just stuck with the heels and Boobs and the house hubby, cave, Broke Back mountain stuff and left dem dare eggs alone...... Sure like some help here on ideas to get out of thsi PICKLED -EGG delima I am now in.......

Sorry Softy, but I'd rather deal with the eggs than try figure out that Brokeback Mountain trip.

I would have suggested he give them to Jeff as a Christmas present. But since he made the fart bombs from heck this weekend. I don't think he needs anymore.

5 pages of pickle eggs

Half of mine are already gone.

J

You mean to tell me that with all the good vittles around to eat, that you'd actually PREFER these puke balls? EEEYYUUUKKK!! Seriously man...eat a hamburger!

OOU OOU that smell....

And now where at page six got some hot sauce

Forget the hot sauce. Do you have any shu shu paper??????

My eggs are gone.

J